karlosmadera:

So it’s 3AM and It’s just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.

When Harry’s name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he…

amuseoffyre:

theilltemperedschism:

i-will-be-your-huckleberry:

(x)

Well said.

I’m naturally suspicious of people who don’t dig this guy. He’s brilliant.

Interesting fact is that this same theory can be applied to so many historical female women: Marie Antoinette, Empress Elisabeth, Catherine the Great, Catherine de Medici.

When a woman threatens the standardised ideals of the patriarchy, she must be reduced down to the base forms of womanhood, often as prescribed by the Church, which was the base of power in those days.

Despite the fact that times have changed, these images of womanhood are so beaten into our consciousness that we have to make a conscious effort to look beyond them.

Klaine/CrissColfer AU: A Great Big World - Already Home

tacogrande:

SOMEONE HELP ME I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

tacogrande:

SOMEONE HELP ME I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

theinvisibleteen:

Kurt and Blaine perform I’ll Make a Man Out of You

(For Kay colfer)

I can’t believe you didn’t use the audio of Darren singing this

5anddime:

ermahgerdkerfer:

Damn, this girl was prepared.

She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.

tagged → #ouch #pixar #the incredibles

imagineiwashere:

badboy!Kurt
model!Kurt
skank!Kurt
assassin!Kurt (killer!Kurt)
aviator!Kurt
cop!Kurt / agentFBI!Kurt
rich!Kurt

all rolled into one - Chris Colfer!

tagged → #hot #chris colfer

dontfretbaby:

Can we start a petition to get Kurt to sing ‘Teenage Dream’ to Blaine at their wedding?

tagged → #yes please #klaine

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

tagged → #whoa #music

Mulan!AU To save his father from death in the army, a young man secretly goes in his place. He meets captain Kurt Hummel, the youngest recruit son of commander Burt, and becomes a great hero in the process. (inspired by )

tagged → #ohmyGOD #klaine #au
klaineandbiscuits:

starkidcorner:

Nope….

Apparently our darling CB is able to predict canon Klaine…

klaineandbiscuits:

starkidcorner:

Nope….

Apparently our darling CB is able to predict canon Klaine…

imsirius:

make me choose: Sarah or Alison or Cosima (for Isabel)

Anonymous asked: Burt finds out about Kurt's tattoo and piercing.

musingsonaredradish:

LOL okay.

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Burt called the next morning. Kurt barely slept the night before, because after the novelty wore off the swelling settled in. His tongue felt like a foreign object in his mouth, and the ball of the barbell scraped lightly against the roof of his mouth every time his jaw clenched tight as he slept. Even if he hadn’t been given caution about what he could eat he wouldn’t feel much like doing it anyway. He couldn’t even use a straw. He settled in to make an extra-liquidy smoothie with some extra protein powder just as the phone rang.

"Ulloh?" Kurt said, shocked and appalled by the sound of his own voice around his monstrous tongue. "Dah?"

"What’s going on, are you sick?" Burt said. "Or are you talking to me while you’re brushing your teeth again, Kurt, I told you last time—"

"No, no, not bwushing," Kurt said, rolling his eyes, because there was something he hadn’t yet considered—brushing his teeth. "No, not thick."

"Then what it is, you get one of those tongue piercings?" Burt said, before laughing like he did when he found something he said himself especially funny. Kurt stayed silent. "Come on kid, you’re supposed to be laughing with me here."

"I haf to go," Kurt said, hanging up the phone. He wasn’t sure why—it wasn’t like his dad could do anything to him. Or would even care. Kurt hoped he wouldn’t care. 

Kurt was attempting to slurp smoothie by spoonful minutes later when his phone began to buzz with text messages.

Blaine: Your dad called me.

Blaine: He asked me to tell him you hadn’t done something stupid like get a tongue piercing.

Blaine: I couldn’t tell him that because you HAD gotten a tongue piercing, so I asked if I could tell him something else instead.

Blaine: So he said, Well at least it’s removable. It’s not like he got a stupid misspelled tattoo or anything.

Blaine: I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO KURT I HATE LYING TO YOUR DAD

Blaine: I asked him about the game last night instead but there wasn’t a game last night Kurt

Blaine: I am the worst liar ever I am so sorry we will never be maniacal archvillains together

Kurt sighed, lowering his head to his hands. He was gonna have to call his dad back. 

Right after he ate fifteen ice cubes.